Tamil Kadhal Kavithaigal





Kangal seyum siru thavarukku idhyam anubavikkum aayul thandanai.
“KADHAL”

Nee enbathu oru ezhuththu

nan enbathu irandu ezhuththu
kathal enbathu mundru ezhuththu
Nee marakka ninaithalum
Unakkul irukkum en ninaivugal maraiyadhu!
Oru murai en peyarai ucharithu par
Unakkul naan irupaen.
Oru eazhayin varumai kavithai…
Ethir veetu jannalai parthaen niraiya sattaigal..!
Yen sattaiyai parthaen niraiya jannalgal..!
Andru kaneer kooda sugamaanathu….
Thudikka nee irunthathaal…
Indru sirippu kooda vethanaiyanathu….
Sernthu sirikka nee illathathaal…

penne nee mouna viradham irundhal, mudhalil
un kankalai moodikkol.
un udhadukalai vida,
un kangal than adhigam pesukindrana”



Vall Nal Muzhuvathum un
Kaiyal Sapid Vendum Edru Ninaithirunthen,
Aanal Indru Vaikarusi Kidaikumo Kidaikatho
Endru Engikondirukiren….



Katre unnai naan swasikka aasai padugiraen,
Adarkku nee anumathi tharuvaya?
Ovvoru naalum enni enni kaathu kondu’rikkiraen,
nee swasittha kaatrai yavuthu naan swasikkalam endru,
ennalum unnaye ninaithu kondu irukkiraen,
oru murai yavathu nee swasitha kaatrai,
swasikkalaam endru.


Vandhaen unnai paarka aavaludan,
Kandaen unnai innoru’vanudan,
Vadin’dhadhu en kangalil irundhu,
kanneer illai, ratham.


Sorry endra vaarthai thevai illai,
paarvai ondre podhumey.
Thank you endra vaarthai theivai illai,
punnaigai ondre podhumey.


En idhayathai thirudiyaval nee,
Thanimayil irundhu vaaduvadhu naana?


Naan pogum munnal,
unnakku indha kathal kaditham;
padithu mudithu bathil anuppu,
en mugavarikku illai;
naragathukku…
naan angudhan vaalgiraen unnai pirindhu,
anggum unnaithan ninnaik’kiraen thinamum.


Eppadi solluvaen Doctor’ridam?
En idhayathil irukkum ottai’kku karanam,
en kadhali endru?


Naan chandiranai kaadhalithu irundhaal,
Ennai indru kavinyan’naaga aakki iruppargal.
Unnai kaadhalithadhaal indru ennai paithiya kaaranaaga aakkki vittaargal.


Rathiyae unnai kandadhum mathi’ilandhaen
Nilavae unnai paarthadhum sol’lilandhaen
Varam koduppaayaa un kadhalai?
Kadan koduppaayaa un idhayathai?


Kadhal inikkum karumbaa? Erikkum neruppa?
Theriyavillai…
Kadhal paarkadal amirdhama?
Paambin nanja?
Rusithadillai…
Kathal poongavin thendrala?
Paalaivana puyala?
Puriyadha pudhir…
Idhaiyellam anubavikka,
enakku un kadhal varam tharuvaaya?


Mugavari illadha payanam,
Naan tholaindhalum unnai tholaikka’maattaen.
Veliyae theriyadha kaayam,
Naan valiyaal thudithaalum marandhida’maattaen.
Vadivam illadha uruvam,
Naan maraindhalum unnai marrakka’maattaen.
Uravu theriyadha unarvu,
Naan moochhu vittalum un swasam vida’maattaen.
Naan tadhumaarinaalum unnai thavara’maattaen.
en arumai kaadhali’yae!


Kaathirupadhu aanukku alagu,
Kaakka vaipadhu pennukku alagu.


En kanngalil unnayum,
en kan imayil en uyirayum,
ethhanai naatkaldhan sumandhu thirivaen?
Idhu unakku nyayama?
En kangalai mooda munbu,
mudivondrai sollividu en kannimayae.


Penne unnai kandadhum kadhal konden naane,
Kanne’thirae thondriyadhalae tholaindavan naanthaane.


Uyirukkul manithan alagu,
Manithanukkul pen alagu,
Pennukul nee alagu,
Unnakul ellamey alagu.
Kadhal Kavithaigal
Nilal tharum maram endru than unnai nenaithen,
aanal nee en savapateyai marenayea!
Nilavu endru than unnai nenaithen,
aanal nee ennai virumbiya pin amavasaiyaga marenayea!
Iraiva,
Ninaithathu maariyae pin
ennai mattum maaramal vaithu irrukiraiyea,
Mandirangal ennakum tha,
Ennaiyea marapatharku.



Eannaval Ninaivaga
Aval Thoduttha
Siridhu Malar
Thuligal
Ean Kallaraiyil
Kanneer Anjaliyaga.



MUL ILLATHA ROJAVAI THOOVUNGAL EN MARANA OORVALATHIL.
VANDHAALUM VARUVAAL “EN KADHALI” :
PAAVAM AVALIN PAADHANGAL.



pennae arugampul pola nam kadhal valarndhu kondu irukkum podhu,
“erumai” madu pol unga appa adhai meindhu vittarae!



En Idhayam thudikiratho illayo,
Nandraka Nadikirathu: Unnai maranthu vitten endru.



Valkkayai Thedukiren
Penney,
Vun naya vanjakathal,
nasugki ponathu yen kathal mattum alla:
nalai patriya yen nampikkayum than!
innum yethanai perai nasamakka pokirai,
mudiya pogum un elamayai vaithu.



Vanthu Paarthu Vittu Po
Kathalil viluntha karanathal,
yethanai kayangkal,
yethanai elappugal,
unakkaga valnthathil,
kanamal pona yen valkkayai,
thayavu seithu vanthu
parthu vittu po.



Yaravathu unda?
Thunpamaaga ulla en ithayathi
inpamaaka?



Kudai pidithu ko,
engae en kaneeral,
un kal nenjam karainthu vida pogirathu.



Naan kadhalippathu yaarukum theriya koodathu endru ninaithirunthen,
kadaisiyil athu avalukke theriyamal poi vittadhu.



Unadhu pugaipadam,
aen ennidam kidathathu?
Kadavul potta thitama,
ennai pithanaka?



Naan ninaikaha pozhudhu
en kanngal unnai kandathu!
Kaathalai pirika aayiram per irukalam,
Aanal nam kaathalai vaazhavaika un
kangal onru pohum!
Un kangal irandum neeruku adiyl
thangam pola engu irunthalum kandukolven!
Un koonthal mulluku naduve ulla
oru rojavai pola un vasam
unnai allikolla ennai thoondum!
Enna paavam seydheno un
PAARVAI enmel patta naal muthal
kashtathai anubavikiren….!



UYARVU
Poovin manam athigamagi vittadhu,
Un punnagayin oliyal.
Kadalin neer mattam kurainthu vittadhu,
En kanneerin varugayaal.



Pirivai entha alavirku verukkirom
enbathai,
pirinthirukkum bothu alla,
meendum santhikkumbothu thaan unaramudium.



Udainthu pona valayal,
Thavari viluntha hair clip,
Aval mugam thudaitha kerchif,
Arunthu viluntha paasi mani,
Mai theerntha pena-ena,
Athanaiyum irukkirathu ennidam… avalai thavira.


urangum pothu ovvoru nalum un peyarai than ucharikerayin.
yan thariumaa?
maranam enni thaluvenalum kadaisiyil ucharethathu,
unnathu payaraga erukattum enbathal!

Tamil Natpu Kavithaigal

Yennodu nee irunthalum illai yendarlum,
mannodu puthayum varai nenjodu vaitherupen,
un ninaivugalai.

Idhayam thudikum osaiyai kuda ketka mudium,
Aanaal manathu alzum osaiyai yaralum ketka mudiyathu:
unmayana uravugal, FRIENDS thavira.

Nanbane Uyarvanavan
Entha visayathayum nanbanidam sol,
kathalyidam sollathey.
Aen endral nanban purinthu kolvan,
aanal kathali puriyamal kolvval.

NATPU THIRUKKURAL
NATPU ILLAMAL NANILLAI NEEILLAI
NATPE NAM UYIR.

Nanba thayavu seidhu
En marana urvalathil
Nee aludhu vidhadae:
Annayaiyum ariyamal en
Kaikal neendu vidum
Un
Kaneerai Thudaikka.

Veru edarkkagavo valvadai vida,
nadpukkaha valnthu par:
vaalkkai pidikkum.

Kanneer Enaku pidikum:
Athu Ennaku Kavalai Irukum Varai.
Iravugal enaku Pidikum:
Athu Unmaiyai Irukum Varai.
Un Natpu Enakku Romba Pidikkum:
Athu En Uyir Piriyum Varai.

Karai illam kadal illai,
Raagam illamal paadal illai,
Uyir illamal udal illai,
Kadhal illamal manithan illai,
Un natpu illamal naan illai.

Unnidam unmayana paasathai mattum paarthu magilndha enakku,
Sogathai konjam arimugam paduthinaay.
Unamyama anbukku, paasathukku, kadhalukku, natpukku kidaitha parisu nee.
Unnai enakku thantha andha “Thaaikku”,
Mudalil solluvaen enadhu nandri.
Submitted by JAYA on 19-Aug-2009

Un Natpu Neeidikka Vendumendral,
Un Nanbanukku Piditha’dhai
Therinthu Kolvathey Vida,
Pidikatha’dai Therinthu Kol.

kadhalukku kooda kalyanathil pirivu undu,
aanal uyir konda natpukku,
kallarai poi sernthalum pirivu enabathu illai.

Uthatil uravaduvathu alla NATPU,
Ullathodu uravaduvathu.

Maranam marukkum varai,
mann meethu iruppom.
Marakkum maru kanamae,
mannil nammai vithaippom.
Itarkal itarumvarai,
ithayam suvasippom.

Uyir konda nam natpukku,
endrum maranam illai.

Uyirin swasam moochu.
Kankalin swasam kanavu.
Idhayathin swasam thudippu.
En ‘NATPIN’ swasam,
Nee thaan!

Sontham enbathu panithulipola,
nodi poluthil marainthuvidum.
Aanaal natpu enbathu aagaayam pola,
enrume nilaithu irukkum.

“natpu” enbathu karumapalagai alla,
eluthi eluthi alippatharku,
“kalvettu” pol enrume nilaithu irukkum.

naan unnai paarkumbothellaam ninaithen,
unnai piriyakoodaathu enru.
unnai piriumbothu ninaikiren,
unnai en paarthen enru .

Palagalaam palarudan,
purivathu silaraithaan.
Purindhu’dhan palaginaal,
Pirinthu vida mudiyuma?

Un natpu enakku kidaitha naal muthal,
en vaalvil alugai endra sollukku idam elai.

Nilave,
Nee Marainthu Vidu.
Natchatirame,
Nee Olinthukol.
Ungalai vida prakasamana,
Engal NATPU malarattumm.

Punakai ennum mugavari nammidathil irunthal,
Nanbargal ennum kaditham nammai thedi varum

Funny Quotes

Last night I lay in  looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceilingbed


The only reason people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.


The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.


Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It’s just that yours is stupid.


There are no stupid questions, just stupid people


Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” 


The road to success is always under construction


When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car.


If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.


Everyone has photographic memory; some just don’t have the film

Dumb Jokes

Blonde Guy
A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,sweating and panting. “What’s up?” he says. “I’m having a heart attack,” cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,”Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in your closet and he’s got no clothes on!”

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.

Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closetfloor.

You rotten bastard, “says the husband,”my wife’s having a heart attack and you’re running around naked scaring the kids!!!

Horrific Accident
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
“My God!” the trooper gasped. “Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma’am?”
“Yes, officer, I’m just fine” the blonde chirped.
“Well, how in the world did this happen?” the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
“Officer, it was the strangest thing!” the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ….”
“Uh, ma’am”, the officer said, cutting her off, “There isn’t a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth.”

You’ve got Blonde
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

To which she replied, “There certainly is!”

My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”

Game Of Intelligence
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he’d give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?”

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?”

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, “What is the answer to your question?”

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

Tamil SMS

LKG Boy: Dai Machan Examukku bit eduthudu poniye ennachu?
Boy 2; Ady poda bita jattila vachu eduthudu ponen. Atha maranthudu jattila ucha poitten.

Parthiban: Banna evlo?
Vadivalu:Onnu 1 rupee
Parthiban: 60 paisaku varatha?
Vadivalu: 60 paisaku tholdhan varum.
Parthiban:40 paisa thola vachukittu palatha kudu

Naragathil yeman and man.
MAN: nan en wifeuku oru call pannikuren how much paise?
YEMAN:naragam to naragam FREE

Sachin century Adicha.
“Stadum Full”.
Rajini padam Nadicha.
“Theatre Full”
Thalla S.M.S. anupuna unga
“INBOX FULL”

There are 12 days for vinayagar chaturthi.
so kaliman demand aiducham.
so unga mandil irukarada safe pannikinga.

Vasagar: Enma unga paper la uppu sappe illa?
Writer: padikka sonna…..
ungala yaru nakki
pakka sonnathu…..

Yesterday i decided to sucide
I went to a mountain and tried to jump.
At that time i got a message in my mobile.
It’s your message , after i read it
i decided to live.
U know why?
Vetti message anupura neeyelam uiroda irukumbodhu, na yaen saganum”…!

Friend 1: Enga manager gangaru mathiri.
Friend 2: “yeppadi?”
Friend 1: “Yeppavum oru kuttiyodathan iruppaar?”

Kangal seyum siru thavarukku idhyam anubavikkum aayul thandanai.
“KADHAL”

Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.

Dr Monitor MBBS,
ulcer Specialist.
Dr.Wills
Lungs Specialist.
Dr.Manikchand
Mouth Cancer Specialist.
Dr.Beer
Thoppai Specialist………..

Kalaiyum neeye…
Malaiyum Neeye…
Mathiyanamum Neeye..
Iravum Neeye….
Vidinchu Nayae..
Yendiri Payae…

Man: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?
Sardar: I can eat 6 idlies.
Man: You Can eat only 1 idly in empty stomach.
When you eat second that’s not empty stomach.
Sardar: ha ha ha super joke, I,m going to ask my friend.
Sardar: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?
Friend: i can eat 10.
Sardar: poda.
6nu sonna oru super joke soli irupen.

Two Wheeler Thought
‘Hero honda’la hero pogalam
But
‘Yamaha’la yaman poga mudiuma?

Police: Eppadiya accident nadanthathu?
Driver: Athaan sir enakkum theriyala appo naan thoongittu irundhaen.

“LOVE” pani
“NASAMA”
Porathai Vida.!
“SIGHT”
Adichu
“SANTHOSAMA”
Irunga.!
Its my big advice for you.!
ippadikku… Best friend

Amaichar: MANNA! NAATIL PANJAM THALAI “VIRITHU” ADUKIRUTHU.
PULIKESI: APPADIA! “RIBBON” AI KATTIKONDU OLUNGAGA ADA SOLLUM.
AMAICHAR:!!!!!!!!!!!?????

Interviewer to a sardar: Tell me the opposite words for
“made in India”
Sardar: Pallam in Pakistan.

Super Punch:
Athigama “Makeup” podura ponnum..
Romba nala tea kadaila thongra
“BANNUM” nalla irundhatha
sarithirame illay.

One day sardarji buy a “kaadhal” flim vcd and he kept in fridge you know why?
Because sardar wants to see “jillunu oru kadhal” film

Josiar: unga thosam nivarthi aganumna 36 vayasu ponna kalyanam pannanum
Sardar:Rendu 18 vayasu ponnungala katikalama
Josiar: …………….?!???????

Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum?
Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.
Wife: !!!!!!!!!!1

1000, 2000 selavu panni OOTY, KODAIKANAL suthana TOUR NU solranga.
10p selavu illama OORA suthana THANDASORU nu solranga
Enna ulagamba

Nan rojavai pola alaganavan illai
Aanal en ‘IDAYAM’
Rojavaivida
Alaganadu
En theriuma?
Athil neeum un Natoum iruppathal

Varum Sanikalame Eravu Elu muppathukku Ungal SUN T.Vyil Hollywood Thirai padam: “CHILANTHI ANNACHI”(SPIDER MAN) appuram Sunday Hollywood Thirai padam: Ammachi thirumba vanthach(Mummy 

Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call, even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!

Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam. Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu solla mudiyuma?

School Testla Bit adikalam… College Testla Bit adikalam … Blood Testla Bit addika mudiyuma?

Thel kottina valikkum… paambu kottina valikkum .. mudi kottina valikkuma? – Vazhukumae

Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga… Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala?!

TEA STRONG AA IRUKA YENA PANANUM? ORU SPOON “CEMENT” PODANUM.

Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma? Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu… Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha. kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM

BUMPER OFFER… Enakku Thodarndhu SMS/E-mail Anuppinal Neengal Win Pannalam: 1st, $i.0 million car voda Photo 2nd, ’29’ inch colour TV’voda Carton Box 3rd, India Pogum Plane’kku BYE BYE kaatum vaaippu 4th, Mega Prize: BREAKFAST/LUNCH/DINNER.Unggal selavil/ Mundhungal!!!Hurry…Limted period offer innike matume!!!!

Hai! E Sollu!! E e e Sollu!! E e e e e e Sollu!! Nalla e e e e Sollu!! (Leave some spacing) ilichadhu podhum po poi palla velakkuga… Good MoRnInG…Have a nice day…

The words which never complete without “u” D_b_kk_ Baekk_ Makk_ Loos_ Pisas_ Frad_ Blaed_ Kir_kk_ Idh_ epdi ir_kk_? HahaHaha

Here comes the coMPUTER tHIRUKKURAL.. 1.Bug kandupiditharae oruthal avar naana DeBUG seidhuvidal… 2.COPY PASTE seidhu vazhvaarae vazhvoarmattravarellam CODING seidhu saavaar. 3.emmozhi marandhaarkumJOB undaam JOB illai C i Marandhavarkku. 4.CHAT -tinil YAHOO.Chat seiga illaiyael CHAT-in CHATtaamai nandr..

“Heart attackna enna theriyuma? Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum. Aval Sirithal- un bp increace aagum. Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum, face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum. Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni…… “Anna, Ghandi Parkuku entha busla poganumnu kekum bothu un heartla “Dum” nu oru satham kekkum paar, Athukku per thaan heart attack.

Kadavul kitta dress keten…Thuni kadaiye koduthar…. Sappadu keten..Hotele koduthar… Selavukku 5000 ketten… un cell number koduthar, epa varatum…

ove Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference?? naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage… 10 per thalli vitta athu arranged marriage..

Idi.. Minnal.. Mazhai.. puyal.. Vellam.. Poogambam.. ethu nadanthalum east.. west.. north.. south..enga irunthaalum, entha sim pottirunthaalum ennoda sms suma gilli…gilli….gilli maathiri vanthu GOOD Morning sollum..Hava a nice Day…

“Muruganukku” Mottai podu, “Perumalukku” Naamam Podu, “Jesus”ku siluvai podu. My chellam, nee daily “jatti”podu, Marakkama “thovachi podu”

Vadivelu: Hello, enna ithu? 601 ruba kadan vaangitu 106 ruba thareenga? Parthiban: Ithuthan kasana THIRUPPI tharadhu……

Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam….Ana… Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma ?! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?

Hand wash’nna kai kazhuvaradhu, ‘Face wash’nna mugam kazhuvaradhu, Appo ‘brain wash’ nna braina kazhuvaradhaa?

Life la onnume illa na bore addikum… Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum…

7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum… fast food kadaile ninnukittu dhaan saapidanu

Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, Presidency collegela padichu president aaga mudiyumaa?!

Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum… Anaa…Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu! (Enna kodumai saaar idhu)

Tamil SMS joke


Tamil SMS Jokes is a collection of some of the best and funny text messages, funny Tamil SMS Jokes, kadi and mokkai jokes. Enjoy sending these stupid, silly yet funny jokes to your friends.
Tamil Jokes and SMS come in many different categories such as Kadi, Mokkai and Aruvai; these are hilarious and funny to read.
Tamil SMS Jokes padichittu vayiru valikka siringa. Indha Tamil SMS Jokes ‘a unga friend ‘kku forward panni avangala kulunga kulunga sirikka vaiyungga… These are some of the best Tamil Funny SMS that come to the inbox. SMS Forwards have become a part of day to day life; whether you enjoy them or not, these jokes are meant to hit your inbox.

Cinema Tamil Joke
Stunt Master’rai kalyaanam pannadhu thappa poyidhucchu.
Aen?
Veetukku varum bodhu kannadi jannalai yellam odhaichi-kittu varaaru!

Tamil Funny Joke
Mumtaz’in nyabagarthama Shah Jahan Taj Mahal’ai kattinaaru,
Mutta payal, naana irundha ava thangachiyai katti iruppaen.

Computer Thirrukural Tamil SMS Joke
Bug kandupudipathai oruthal avar naana DeBug seidhuvidal…
COPY PASTE seidhu vazhvaare vazhvoar, mattavarellam CODING seidhu saavaar.
Emmozhi marandhaaarkum JOB undaam, JOB illai C i Marandhavarkku
CHAT-tinil YAHOO, chat seiga illayel CHAT-in CHATaamai nandru

Kadhal Tamil Joke
January 14’kkum Februavary 14’kkum yenna vidyasam?
Oru ponnu Pongal kodutha adhu Jan-14
Adhey ponnu HALWA kodutha, adhu Feb-14

Friendship Vs. Kadhal Tamil Joke
What Is The Diff B/W Understand & Misunderstand.?
Friend Figure Aachuna Athu Understand!
Figure Friend Aachuna Athu Misunderstand..!

Tamil Exam SMS Joke
exam sms sangam
Rawva kudichavanum…
Ra pagala padichavanum
nalla irundhadha
sarithirame illa!
By – EXAM YELUDHI IDINJU PONOR SANGAM!

Nakkal Joke about Friendship and Kadhal
Figuroda ‘beach’ manal la veedu katti vilaiyadiyathoda arumai,
Figuroda Annan ‘ROUNDu KATTI adikkum podhu than theriyum . .

This is Tamil Comedy Joke
Super Punch:
Athigama “Makeup” podura ponnum..
Romba nala tea kadaila thongra
“BANNUM” nalla irundhatha
sarithirame illay.

Student Teacher Tamil Joke
Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.

Kadhal Vs Natpu Tamil SMS Joke
Sila SMS Jokes konjam kadi ‘ya dhan irukkum, konjam poruthukkonga.
Kaadhal Vs Natpu SMS
Kaadhal enbadhu Aayaa sutta Vada maadiri., Kaakaa thookitu poidum!!
Natpu enbadhu Aayaa maadiri., Evanum thooka maataan!!

Santa Banta Tamil Joke
One day Santa bought a “kaadhal” film vcd and kept in the fridge; you know why?
Because he wanted to see “jillunu oru kadhal” film.

Husband and Wife Tamil Joke
Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum?
Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.

Tamil Joke about Drinking
Man: Swamiji ulagam en ipdi suthudhu…?
Swamiji: oru quarter thanni adichaa manushanae suthum boadhu,
3 quarter thanni irukura ulagam en sutha koodadhu?

Tamil Kadhal SMS Kavithai
Heartbeat Egurum…
Vaarthai Ellam Kularum…
Kadhal Vantha Nee Patientu
Kalyanamthanda Athuku Treatmentu!

Tamil Kadhal Kavithai SMS Joke
Cinema Kadhal Reeluda
Serial Kadhal Bore Da…
Athellam Manal veeduda
Original Nee Theduda.

Funny Tamil Cinema SMS Joke about Love
Girls Love Policy:
Naanga yaara venum naalum kalyanam pannippom.
Sanjay Ramaswamy’ya irundhalum sari,
Mechanic Murugan’na irundhalum sari.
Aana kalyanam mattum Sanjay Ramaswamy’a mattum dhan pannippom.
Aana paarungalaen, neenga Sanjay Ramaswamy’a irundhalum sari,
Mechanic Murugan’a irundhalum sari,
Kadaisiyila neenga aaga poradhu mental dhan!