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Nee enbathu oru ezhuththu
Nilal tharum maram endru than unnai nenaithen,
aanal nee en savapateyai marenayea!
Nilavu endru than unnai nenaithen,
aanal nee ennai virumbiya pin amavasaiyaga marenayea!
Ninaithathu maariyae pin
ennai mattum maaramal vaithu irrukiraiyea,
Mandirangal ennakum tha,
MUL ILLATHA ROJAVAI THOOVUNGAL EN MARANA OORVALATHIL.
VANDHAALUM VARUVAAL “EN KADHALI” :
PAAVAM AVALIN PAADHANGAL.
pennae arugampul pola nam kadhal valarndhu kondu irukkum podhu,
“erumai” madu pol unga appa adhai meindhu vittarae!
En Idhayam thudikiratho illayo,
Nandraka Nadikirathu: Unnai maranthu vitten endru.
Vun naya vanjakathal,
nasugki ponathu yen kathal mattum alla:
nalai patriya yen nampikkayum than!
innum yethanai perai nasamakka pokirai,
mudiya pogum un elamayai vaithu.
Vanthu Paarthu Vittu Po
Kathalil viluntha karanathal,
kanamal pona yen valkkayai,
thayavu seithu vanthu
parthu vittu po.
Thunpamaaga ulla en ithayathi
Kudai pidithu ko,
engae en kaneeral,
un kal nenjam karainthu vida pogirathu.
Naan kadhalippathu yaarukum theriya koodathu endru ninaithirunthen,
kadaisiyil athu avalukke theriyamal poi vittadhu.
aen ennidam kidathathu?
Kadavul potta thitama,
Naan ninaikaha pozhudhu
en kanngal unnai kandathu!
Kaathalai pirika aayiram per irukalam,
Aanal nam kaathalai vaazhavaika un
kangal onru pohum!
Un kangal irandum neeruku adiyl
thangam pola engu irunthalum kandukolven!
Un koonthal mulluku naduve ulla
oru rojavai pola un vasam
unnai allikolla ennai thoondum!
Enna paavam seydheno un
PAARVAI enmel patta naal muthal
Poovin manam athigamagi vittadhu,
Un punnagayin oliyal.
Kadalin neer mattam kurainthu vittadhu,
En kanneerin varugayaal.
Pirivai entha alavirku verukkirom
pirinthirukkum bothu alla,
meendum santhikkumbothu thaan unaramudium.
Udainthu pona valayal,
Thavari viluntha hair clip,
Aval mugam thudaitha kerchif,
Arunthu viluntha paasi mani,
Mai theerntha pena-ena,
Athanaiyum irukkirathu ennidam… avalai thavira.
urangum pothu ovvoru nalum un peyarai than ucharikerayin.
maranam enni thaluvenalum kadaisiyil ucharethathu,
unnathu payaraga erukattum enbathal!
Yennodu nee irunthalum illai yendarlum,
mannodu puthayum varai nenjodu vaitherupen,
Idhayam thudikum osaiyai kuda ketka mudium,
Aanaal manathu alzum osaiyai yaralum ketka mudiyathu:
unmayana uravugal, FRIENDS thavira.
Entha visayathayum nanbanidam sol,
Aen endral nanban purinthu kolvan,
aanal kathali puriyamal kolvval.
NATPU ILLAMAL NANILLAI NEEILLAI
NATPE NAM UYIR.
Nanba thayavu seidhu
En marana urvalathil
Nee aludhu vidhadae:
Annayaiyum ariyamal en
Kaikal neendu vidum
Veru edarkkagavo valvadai vida,
nadpukkaha valnthu par:
Kanneer Enaku pidikum:
Athu Ennaku Kavalai Irukum Varai.
Iravugal enaku Pidikum:
Athu Unmaiyai Irukum Varai.
Un Natpu Enakku Romba Pidikkum:
Athu En Uyir Piriyum Varai.
Karai illam kadal illai,
Raagam illamal paadal illai,
Uyir illamal udal illai,
Kadhal illamal manithan illai,
Un natpu illamal naan illai.
Unnidam unmayana paasathai mattum paarthu magilndha enakku,
Sogathai konjam arimugam paduthinaay.
Unamyama anbukku, paasathukku, kadhalukku, natpukku kidaitha parisu nee.
Unnai enakku thantha andha “Thaaikku”,
Mudalil solluvaen enadhu nandri.
Submitted by JAYA on 19-Aug-2009
Un Natpu Neeidikka Vendumendral,
Un Nanbanukku Piditha’dhai
Therinthu Kolvathey Vida,
Pidikatha’dai Therinthu Kol.
kadhalukku kooda kalyanathil pirivu undu,
aanal uyir konda natpukku,
kallarai poi sernthalum pirivu enabathu illai.
Uthatil uravaduvathu alla NATPU,
Maranam marukkum varai,
mann meethu iruppom.
Marakkum maru kanamae,
mannil nammai vithaippom.
Uyir konda nam natpukku,
endrum maranam illai.
Uyirin swasam moochu.
Kankalin swasam kanavu.
Idhayathin swasam thudippu.
En ‘NATPIN’ swasam,
Sontham enbathu panithulipola,
nodi poluthil marainthuvidum.
Aanaal natpu enbathu aagaayam pola,
enrume nilaithu irukkum.
“natpu” enbathu karumapalagai alla,
eluthi eluthi alippatharku,
“kalvettu” pol enrume nilaithu irukkum.
naan unnai paarkumbothellaam ninaithen,
unnai piriyakoodaathu enru.
unnai piriumbothu ninaikiren,
unnai en paarthen enru .
Pirinthu vida mudiyuma?
Un natpu enakku kidaitha naal muthal,
en vaalvil alugai endra sollukku idam elai.
Nee Marainthu Vidu.
Ungalai vida prakasamana,
Engal NATPU malarattumm.
Punakai ennum mugavari nammidathil irunthal,
Nanbargal ennum kaditham nammai thedi varum
|A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,sweating and panting. “What’s up?” he says. “I’m having a heart attack,” cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,”Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in your closet and he’s got no clothes on!”
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.
Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closetfloor.
You rotten bastard, “says the husband,”my wife’s having a heart attack and you’re running around naked scaring the kids!!!
|A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
“My God!” the trooper gasped. “Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma’am?”
“Yes, officer, I’m just fine” the blonde chirped.
“Well, how in the world did this happen?” the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
“Officer, it was the strangest thing!” the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ….”
“Uh, ma’am”, the officer said, cutting her off, “There isn’t a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth.”
|You’ve got Blonde|
|A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”
To which she replied, “There certainly is!”
My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”
|Game Of Intelligence|
|There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he’d give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?”
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?”
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, “What is the answer to your question?”
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
Tamil SMS Jokes is a collection of some of the best and funny text messages, funny Tamil SMS Jokes, kadi and mokkai jokes. Enjoy sending these stupid, silly yet funny jokes to your friends.
Tamil Jokes and SMS come in many different categories such as Kadi, Mokkai and Aruvai; these are hilarious and funny to read.
Tamil SMS Jokes padichittu vayiru valikka siringa. Indha Tamil SMS Jokes ‘a unga friend ‘kku forward panni avangala kulunga kulunga sirikka vaiyungga… These are some of the best Tamil Funny SMS that come to the inbox. SMS Forwards have become a part of day to day life; whether you enjoy them or not, these jokes are meant to hit your inbox.
Cinema Tamil Joke
Stunt Master’rai kalyaanam pannadhu thappa poyidhucchu.
Veetukku varum bodhu kannadi jannalai yellam odhaichi-kittu varaaru!
Tamil Funny Joke
Mumtaz’in nyabagarthama Shah Jahan Taj Mahal’ai kattinaaru,
Mutta payal, naana irundha ava thangachiyai katti iruppaen.
Computer Thirrukural Tamil SMS Joke
Bug kandupudipathai oruthal avar naana DeBug seidhuvidal…
COPY PASTE seidhu vazhvaare vazhvoar, mattavarellam CODING seidhu saavaar.
Emmozhi marandhaaarkum JOB undaam, JOB illai C i Marandhavarkku
CHAT-tinil YAHOO, chat seiga illayel CHAT-in CHATaamai nandru
Kadhal Tamil Joke
January 14’kkum Februavary 14’kkum yenna vidyasam?
Oru ponnu Pongal kodutha adhu Jan-14
Adhey ponnu HALWA kodutha, adhu Feb-14
Friendship Vs. Kadhal Tamil Joke
What Is The Diff B/W Understand & Misunderstand.?
Friend Figure Aachuna Athu Understand!
Figure Friend Aachuna Athu Misunderstand..!
Tamil Exam SMS Joke
exam sms sangam
Ra pagala padichavanum
By – EXAM YELUDHI IDINJU PONOR SANGAM!
Nakkal Joke about Friendship and Kadhal
Figuroda ‘beach’ manal la veedu katti vilaiyadiyathoda arumai,
Figuroda Annan ‘ROUNDu KATTI adikkum podhu than theriyum . .
This is Tamil Comedy Joke
Athigama “Makeup” podura ponnum..
Romba nala tea kadaila thongra
“BANNUM” nalla irundhatha
Student Teacher Tamil Joke
Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.
Kadhal Vs Natpu Tamil SMS Joke
Sila SMS Jokes konjam kadi ‘ya dhan irukkum, konjam poruthukkonga.
Kaadhal Vs Natpu SMS
Kaadhal enbadhu Aayaa sutta Vada maadiri., Kaakaa thookitu poidum!!
Natpu enbadhu Aayaa maadiri., Evanum thooka maataan!!
Santa Banta Tamil Joke
One day Santa bought a “kaadhal” film vcd and kept in the fridge; you know why?
Because he wanted to see “jillunu oru kadhal” film.
Husband and Wife Tamil Joke
Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum?
Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.
Tamil Joke about Drinking
Man: Swamiji ulagam en ipdi suthudhu…?
Swamiji: oru quarter thanni adichaa manushanae suthum boadhu,
3 quarter thanni irukura ulagam en sutha koodadhu?
Tamil Kadhal SMS Kavithai
Vaarthai Ellam Kularum…
Kadhal Vantha Nee Patientu
Kalyanamthanda Athuku Treatmentu!
Tamil Kadhal Kavithai SMS Joke
Cinema Kadhal Reeluda
Serial Kadhal Bore Da…
Athellam Manal veeduda
Original Nee Theduda.
Funny Tamil Cinema SMS Joke about Love
Girls Love Policy:
Naanga yaara venum naalum kalyanam pannippom.
Sanjay Ramaswamy’ya irundhalum sari,
Mechanic Murugan’na irundhalum sari.
Aana kalyanam mattum Sanjay Ramaswamy’a mattum dhan pannippom.
Aana paarungalaen, neenga Sanjay Ramaswamy’a irundhalum sari,
Mechanic Murugan’a irundhalum sari,
Kadaisiyila neenga aaga poradhu mental dhan!
Kaal viralukku Metti – Ethugai
Neeyo oru – Pudhukavithai
Inimai enra vaarthaikku
Innoru Artham – Nee
Nanoo, thanimayin thozhan!
“My care will be in the heart and not in the words”
“My anger will be in words and not in the heart”